JOD: Hawaiian Pizza Style

This dad style joke is a classic, just like the Hawaiian Pizza, as every Italian will tell you…..so here its our very first Joke of the Day segment:

“Fuck! Just burned my Hawaiian pizza!…..Should’ve cooked it at aloha temperature” This joke was provided by Eamon, joke teller and pizza expert.

Enjoy that pizza and that joke wisely!

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KOD: Trump Kim Summit, Dreams Do Come True

The Trump Kim summit was the stuff of dreams, and before you ask no we are not talking about Kim Kardashian..

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Kim Kardashian, Reality star, influencer, social activist and President Trump

 

The DPRs Kim Jong Un met with the Wests very own Dear leader and visionary Donald trump.
After months of name calling and will he, won’t he press the little red button and send rocket full of heat. They finally declared their true feelings a little bomb of mutual admiration was detonated…

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When Donnie met Kimmie

How long this budding bromance lasts, who knows but it’ll be a hell of a ride to who try’s to out manoeuvre who. As long no buttons are pressed.

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SOD: Creepy Story The Dionaea House

The Dionaea House was an accidental find on my part, on one of my regular reddit binges-you know where you lose track and end up well, down a rabbit hole.

This is a creepy story, told through two friends email conversation, about a house that contains unbelievable horrifying secret.

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This is a truly creepy and terrifying story, but a beautifully simple site design.

Enjoy!

KOD: Donnie Trump & Kim Jong Un #TBT

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Gary Markstein / Cagle Cartoons

Ahhh how sweet they once were, until Donald threw a strop and somehow made Kim Jong Un look slightly saner. As really, Kim Jong Un is supposed to be crazy and act like a despot. The Leader of the US and the free world not so much..

Here is the actual press conference Donnie held..

oh and the latest from Kimmie..

So how far away is mid august, do you think he meant August 2017 or 2018?

SOD: Hyper History – 3k Worths!

As we enter into what potentially could be the end of the world as we know it, well according to twitter it is..



Why not spend the last few days you have on earth not with your loved ones, but learning about more peaceful times. If this sounds like a plan for you then hyperhistory.com is the site for you!

“HyperHistory is an expanding scientific project presenting 3,000 years of world history with an interactive combination of synchronoptic lifelines, timelines, and maps.”

There are some fantastically retro graphic styled charts, which you can order as hard copies too. These charts have clickable sections which expand with information.

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Only thing- history seems to stop at Y2K…

SOD: It’s Godney Bitch- It Sure Is…!

I came across this site, through a share of a friend at work, the site has been created by O a creative studio based in Barcelona.

So who are O you ask well this is a snippet from their about page:

“O is directed by producers Emília Fort and Rafa Montilla, and by director Luis Cerveró, the three partners that founded the company in 2015. The concept behind O is simple: to create a structure that supports a group of image creators and grant them production capacity, without making any distinctions between personal projects and commercial jobs for clients demanding our services.

We’d also like to establish, through our web page, our own medium of expression to talk about what we like and raise debate around the communication business.”

O website is visually really stunning and if you love grid systems this will in particular please you but the content is equally though provoking and very engaging!

KOD: While the Cat’s Away the Mice Will…

Sit uncomfortably in silence, hoping for world peace. Although I do like how Bill and Kim are mirroring each other. As any relationship expert will tell you ” When two people enjoy similar things, they tend to move in sync with each other…When a person finds something in common with another, an instinctive fondness develops between them. This same effect is replicated by mirroring.” (source bifaloo).

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Bill and Kim

While Hilary takes on Donald (I think we can safely say there will be no mirroring in that relationship) we can look back to a much more simpler time, when being a womaniser wasn’t quite so bad..

SOD: Procatinator

First there was the cat, then there was illegal music downloads…the internet was born. Now you can relive the joy here with a random cat video set to some funky dance track, a bit of soul or maybe even some hardcore electro. Just sit back with glass of wine and revel in the glory that is the internet. Thank you procatinator for utilising the internet for its true purpose….

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P.S if you love their site you can get some amae ball merch here!!

KOD: Symmetry and Style

A perfectly detailed image that focuses on style and symmetry….and Kim Jong Il’s stylish do..

KOD SYMMETRY & STYLE

Although news.com.au has stated in the caption “Style was not the strong suit of the Kim family, with founder of North Korea Kim Il-sung (left) and his son, Kim Jong-il (right) in around 1992.” I think its safe to say that somewhere out there in East London who would rock that khaki/beige jacket and trouser combo-obviously with a pastel pink Hawaiian shirt and pale yellow socks as the added touch.